Lebron James has a dislocated finger, oh the irony of which one it happens to be

Keywords: lebron james, dislocated finger, ring ringer, heat

Lebron is probably the most hated guy in the NBA. Honestly he may also get the least amount of respect from the media then anybody else. So as you could imagine when Lebron James was found to have a dislocated ring finger people jumped at the opportunity to make jokes. Because hey, its not like Lebron has any use for his ring finger anyway. As everyone knows, Lebron lacks that clutch gene and after losing to the Mavs in the finals last year most people questioned whether or not it would be possible for James to ever win a ring. So I have compiled a well researched list of the best jokes at the expense of Lebron James.

 

LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods

Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.

 LeBron James will release his autobiography as soon as he comes up with a title.

 

My personal favorite is the last one, at first I didn’t get it but when I realized what it was saying I actually laughed out loud in class. Anyway, sure we can all laugh at Lebron, but in the end nobody can say that the guy isn’t a great player. He is an MVP and perennial all star. Just don’t let him take the last shot.




without looking like a walking disco ball!

Keywords: new years eve, sequins, sequin pants, express, macy’s, zappos, piperlime, bloomingdale’s, sam edelman

With the holiday rush just winding down, it has been difficult for most of us to find the time to even think of what to wear on New Years Eve. If you are anything like me, you are wracking your brain trying to find the perfect outfit to wear to ring in the new year. After spending hours tearing my closet apart and staring at a pile of what looked like a dance recital threw up (I kid you not, there were tulle skirts, leather pants, sequin pants, sequin skirts, a sequin tutu, sequin dresses, neon dresses, and whole lot of leopard…I swear, I have made it all work at least once!) I finally decided on a pair of black sequin pants with a white silk button down and some funky Sam Edelman booties that I just got for Christmas (Thank you Santa!). Since the sequin pants and silk top are veterans in my wardrobe, I found some fabulous alternatives that are almost identical to mine. I have also put together a different version of the look at a much more affordable price point!

Piperlime $97

Bloomingdales $225

Zappos.com $198.95

I know most people are weary of sequins in general, let alone wearing a pair of sequin pants. The trick to rocking these bad boys is to make sure that your outfit is balanced. Keep jewelry to a minimum, limit the amount of colors you are throwing into the mix, and make sure the sequin garment fits you properly. Wearing anything covered in sequins (pants in particular) can be extremely unflattering if they do not fit right. Sequin pants are a great alternative to dresses and skirts and still make for a sexy and stylish outfit!

Macy’s on sale for $44.99

Express on sale for $39.99

Alloy.com for $44.90

 




Charles Barkley sports lipstick and a dress to show that men too can lose weight with Weight Watchers

Keywords: charles barkley, weight watchers, taco bell, 5 buck box

 

So two or three years ago Charles Barkley was the spokesmen for the Taco Bell 5 buck box. The commercial was actually pretty well done and quotable, but Chuck is a big man, so a fast food spot doesn’t really do too much for him. So now he is dressed in drag to promote Weight Watchers. When I first saw this commercial come up I was terrified, mainly because Barkley looks damn good in a dress. Gotta give him credit though, he did look slimmer and he claimed to have lost about 40 pounds. So hey, if Chuck can make it work then so can you…..as long as you ditch the Taco Bell.

Even with that, there is still one thing up for debate. Chuck looks classy in both commercials. But the Taco Bell one has him reciting poetry. Somehow Taco Bell gets the nod of the classier commercial, an award I doubt they will ever receive again.




Get you summer boot fix!

Keywords: christian louboutin, summer boots

Who says you can’t wear boots in the summer? Especially when they are as strappy as these suckers!

Christian Louboutin has some fabulous classic shoes, but he also has some AMAZING modern shoes as well. These Decoupata shoes bring a whole new meaning to boots, enableing them to be perfectly practical for the summer. At $1,295, they are a little out of reach for us normal folk, but a girl can dream, can’t she? Not to mention, they make for a great summer wardrobe inspiration!




Feds raid ‘Birdmans’ house and rumors run rampant

Keywords: chris andersen, birdman, child pornography

Yeah, not gonna lie, this is creepy.   Not that I followed the guys career much, but I can’t say I ever expected to read a story about the Feds knocking his door down and seizing all his personal electronics property.     I know a lot of people are saying ‘you can’t jump to conclusions yet’ since it’s all brand new and nothing has been 100% confirmed yet- and I’m right there on that level… but ya gotta admit, this is pretty serious stuff.

He’s been absent since the raid, missing games with his team, and the Nuggets have completely excused him indefinitely from any team functions until things are cleared up.   Andersen hasn’t exactly been a key player for the Nuggets this year, so this whole incident doesn’t hurt the Nuggets all that much; however any sort of outside interference issues like these always tend to have some negative impact on the team as they continue to play while dealing with the media controversy at hand.

 

As things unravel, we’ll keep you posted.  The weekend is here, and I’m ready to start enjoying myself.   I’ll see you all back here on Monday




Old Navy flip flops; a summer staple!

Keywords: old navy, flip flops, sandals

I was finally able to head out to Fire Island this passed weekend for my first beach day of the year! I was scrambling, half asleep, at 8 am, when I realized I couldn’t find my flip flops.

Believe it or not, I was extremely upset that my $2.5o flip flops from Old Navy were missing.  Then it dawned on me, these silly little flip flops are truly a summer staple! There is no way that I would wear my nice sandals to the beach, so I always like to have these on hand. Not only are they comfortable and colorful, but they literally last forever. Go ahead and buy 4 pairs of these flops from old navy, you’ll only spend $10, and you’ll have a pair ready for the beach all summer long!




The Brooklyn Nets are taking the next step to taking over New York

Keywords: brooklyn nets, hello brooklyn

 

The Nets have a few players they are preparing to feature next season. Taking a page out of the New York Yankees handbook, they are calling these players their “Core Four.” These four players are the newly acquired Joe Johnson, the top 3 point guard Deron Williams, the pesky defender Gerald Wallace, and the up-and-coming big man Brook Lopez. Hello, Brooklyn.

 

 

Advertisements will be placed all over the city with the Hello Brooklyn phrase followed by some information about one of the core four players. They are as follows:

 

“Hello Brooklyn. I’m #8, Deron Williams, three-time NBA All-Star and father of four.”

 

“Hello Brooklyn, I’m #7, Joe Johnson, six-time NBA All-Star and lifelong Razorback.”

 

“Hello Brooklyn, I’m #11, Brook Lopez, 20-point scorer and Batman’s biggest fan.”

 

“Hello Brooklyn, I’m #45, Gerald Wallace, All-NBA Defender and offseason fisherman.”

 

 

This is just the beginning of the Nets campaign to take over New York. Soon they will start up a digital social media campaign, so it shouldn’t be too much longer before we see the “Hello Brooklyn” phrase trending on twitter. Things are looking up for the Nets in New York, and they picked the perfect time to strike as fans’ patience with the Knicks is starting to wane.